Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.