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Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷‍♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson

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85 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

26 shares on X this month:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Mike is short for Micycle.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Going viral on Slack:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Spreading quickly via X:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Making waves on WeChat:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Going viral on WeChat:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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