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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.