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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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46 shares on YouTube this month:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

76 shares on Slack this month:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Breaking via Messenger:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Making waves on TikTok:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Breaking via YouTube:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Going viral on Twitch:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Trending via Discord:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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