Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt… Commentary:I aspire to reach the tax bracket where I don't have to worry about my paper towel usage 😂🧻💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.