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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt…

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt…

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I aspire to reach the tax bracket where I don't have to worry about my paper towel usage 😂🧻💸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged habit, humor, i, man, much, paper, paper towel, spending, spending habit, towel, unfortunately, wealth on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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