Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.