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"Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

I’m tired of things costing money.

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