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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Spotted on Instagram:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Spotted on WeChat:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Going viral on Twitch:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Just shared via Discord:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Breaking via YouTube:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.
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"Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Live now on Instagram:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Just shared via Slack:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Just shared via Slack:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Going viral on Slack:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Just shared via TikTok:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Making waves on Telegram:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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