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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Trending via X:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Freshly posted on X:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Just landed via Threads:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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"Who knew a simple 'hello' could cause such drama? 🙄 Voice messages – for those times when a call just won't cut it, but typing a text is just too much effort. 😂 Keep the communication confusion going with the modern-day struggle of leaving voice notes! 📱🎤 #JustCallMeMaybe"

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Going viral on WeChat:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Shared recently on Reddit:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Live now on Facebook:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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