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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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