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  • It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
  • I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
  • Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
  • Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.
  • I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.