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When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility 🤯💡 Who knew adulting could come with options?! 😂 #DecisionsDecisions

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34 shares on Twitch this month:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

17 shares on Threads this month:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Making waves on Reddit:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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