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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Humorous text questioning life's choices with a playful, surprised vibe.

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When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ก Who knew adulting could come with options?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DecisionsDecisions



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