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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Rent really donโ€™t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ has downloaded:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

Iโ€™m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, Iโ€™m still traumatized as an adult.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Turns out โ€œV for Vendettaโ€ is not an educational movie and it wonโ€™t teach your kids the alphabet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Have to write a note to my kidโ€™s first grade teacher, and now Iโ€™m stressed out about my handwriting.

Spotted on WeChat:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Making waves on WeChat:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Just shared via Twitch:

Iโ€™m an adult, but not the โ€˜makes positive life choicesโ€™ kind.

Spotted on X:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Trending via Facebook:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When I die I want people to say โ€œHmm, I didnโ€™t know you could die like that.โ€

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that youโ€™re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Actually, youโ€™re having a conversation with yourself. Iโ€™m just here so you donโ€™t appear totally insane.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Iโ€™m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Trending via TikTok:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Making waves on Instagram:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Just landed via Pinterest:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Making waves on Discord:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Making waves on Slack:

Thereโ€™s a rhyming Italian expression for saying โ€œtake it or leave itโ€ that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means โ€œeither eat this soup or throw yourself out the windowโ€.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being โ€œall talkโ€. On Twitter.

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