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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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70 shares on Facebook this month:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Trending via Messenger:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Making waves on Slack:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Shared recently on X:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Trending via WeChat:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Spotted on WeChat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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