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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.