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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.