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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! β˜•πŸš¬ Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? πŸ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, addiction, cigarettes, coffee, compatibility, fun, fun activity, humor, relationship, together on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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