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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”