We go together like coffee and cigarettes. Commentary:"Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! βπ¬ Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? π" Related Funny Posts π€ Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being. Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask. Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you. I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close. My chakra went out for cigarettes.