We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs. Commentary:"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot. I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
