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  • My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
  • As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.
  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.
  • The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
  • The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.
  • Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying β€œhere comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.