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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Life is short, flirt with me!

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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