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Oh, how the seasons have changed! 🌸🌞🍂❄️ Now it's just drama, drama, drama, drama all year round. Who needs a calendar when you have such gripping episodes unfolding before your eyes? 🎭🌟 #DramaEveryDay

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Going viral on Facebook:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Making waves on Discord:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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