Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation o… Commentary:"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts. If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. Shorts should be half the price of pants. No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.
