Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.
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"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"

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