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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.