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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.