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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”