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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.