What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation. My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
