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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.