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  • I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
  • The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
  • It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.
  • I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.
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  • Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.