What would boomers do without their paper shredder? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:They'd probably start a shredding playlist of power ballads from the 80s! 🎸🗑️🎶 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good… The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’ Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs. When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.