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  • The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
  • When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
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  • Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.