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92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

51 shares on Threads this month:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

52 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

13 shares on X this month:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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