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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Making waves on X:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Making waves on Threads:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Going viral on Messenger:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Shared recently on X:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Live now on Threads:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Making waves on TikTok:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

4 weeks ago

Funny text about frustration with technology and email hassles.

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"Ah, the ultimate breaking point – the dreaded TV email address entry! 📺🤯 Who knew such a simple task could lead to utter madness and rage? It's the modern-day equivalent of losing your keys in a black hole! 🔑🕳️ Let's hope you keep your cool until the next episode of 'Typing Wars: Email Address Edition'!"

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

56 shares on YouTube this month:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

80 shares on Slack this month:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Broadcasted on Discord:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Going viral on WeChat:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via Facebook:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Just shared via TikTok:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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