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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”