When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: skip the work and go straight to the tropical beach villa! πΉπΈποΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns. I was always told to eat all my food so that Iβd grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? Ever since I was a little girl, I knew Iβd grow up to be a weird freak. Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.