When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner. Commentary:Living the dream: skip the work and go straight to the tropical beach villa! 🍹💸🏝️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns. I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.
