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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.