When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.