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14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

29 shares on Telegram this month:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Just landed via Messenger:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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