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Ah, the ancient art of trekking to the mystical land of Netflix by foot! 🚶‍♂️💨 No buffering issues there, just a good ol' leg workout before your binge-watch session. Who needs a teleporter when you've got determination and sturdy shoes, right? 😄📺 #ThrowbackThursday #NetflixAndChillOnTheMove

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I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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