When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻 Related funny posts 😂 I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm. Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.