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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”…

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”…

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Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afterlife, death, God, going, humor, irony, maker, meet, mingle, people, say, someone, staff on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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