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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afterlife, death, God, going, humor, irony, maker, meet, mingle, people, say, someone, staff on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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