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  • All my small talk is done with a car horn.
  • He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.
  • Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.
  • I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
  • Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.