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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.