When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed. Commentary:The secret to parenting skincare: dishwasher steam facials—because who needs a spa when you have a kitchen! ☕️🚿😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order. A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops. I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.
