(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk? Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning holiday shopping into a dairy emergency, one gift at a time! π₯ππ Related funny posts π I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family. Canβt wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas. Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.