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  • Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.
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  • People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?
  • No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.
  • The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
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