Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWho would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.