Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑" Related funny posts 😂 Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say. They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken. She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care. The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.