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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but itโ€™s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Just shared via Threads:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubikโ€™s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Iโ€™m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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โ€œYou handled that with such graceโ€ are words that have never been spoken to me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

โ€œIt canโ€™t get any worse than thisโ€, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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People thinking youโ€™re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Going viral on WeChat:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Reported on WeChat:

Oh right, like youโ€™ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Breaking via WeChat:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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