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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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2 months ago

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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2 months ago

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Spotted on Telegram:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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