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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.