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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.