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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! 🍉😂 Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we're still dealing with personality tests?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, head, humor, normal, people, tap, tested, testing, watermelon on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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