Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.
Why can't people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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β€œImagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! πŸ‰πŸ˜‚ Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we’re still dealing with personality tests?”

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