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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Therapy? I have Spotify.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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