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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.