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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Live now on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Breaking via Messenger:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Going viral on Threads:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Just shared via WeChat:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Clever, humorous text questioning AI art naming, with a witty play on photography terms.
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39 shares on X this month:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

80 shares on Discord this month:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Broadcasted on X:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Shared recently on Slack:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Spreading quickly via X:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Trending via YouTube:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Breaking via X:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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