Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.
  • A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
  • If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.
  • I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.
  • Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
  • No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.