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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Witty text about choosing sleep over love, playful and humorous vibe.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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