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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Because pillows never break your heart! 🛏️😴❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, fall, humor, love, relationship, rest, sleep, why on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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