Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat? Commentary:"Adulting: Brought to you by the 'What Should I Eat?' committee and the 'Bills, Bills, Bills' club! 🍕💸" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices. I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills. Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!