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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Just shared via Telegram:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Trending via Threads:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Making waves on X:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Live now on WeChat:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Going viral on TikTok:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Who needs a crowd when you've got your own personal party going on with your fabulous 10+ personalities? 🎉🎭 Who says you can't have a blast while discussing politics with Politician Pete and grooving to music with Disco Dave simultaneously? 😂 Embrace the ultimate solo shindig in your room – it's where all the cool personalities are hanging out! 🥳 #Partayyy #RoomiesForever

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Trending via Discord:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Shared recently on Discord:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Reported on WeChat:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Reported on Snapchat:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Live now on Facebook:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Reported on Reddit:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Seen just now on Discord:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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