Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
