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Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

83 shares on Discord this month:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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