Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. Posted onOct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWinter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter” Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.