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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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"Ah, the vicious cycle of winter – coffee by day, darkness by night. It's like a never-ending battle between caffeine and the sun ☕🌚 Better stock up on those energy drinks, because winter is coming!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, cold, cold weather, dark, days, drink, hibernation, humor, morning, morning routine, routine, seasonal, seasonal humor, short, short days, weather, winter on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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