Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic. Posted on11 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck. Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.