Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… π€ Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! ππ #BetterSafeThanSorry" Related Funny Posts π€ The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck. Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow. ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live. Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool. A wise man once said, βBees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.β