Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never argue, I just explain why I’m right. If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales. Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.