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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.