Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.