Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the

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